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Funny Love Sayings
Posted by : Manish Kapoor
Bring smile on your love face with these Funny Love Sayings and make your relationship even more stronger.
- Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man’s joke is always funny.~ Hebrew Proverb
- A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. ---Woodrow Wyatt
- Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with? ~ Rita Rudner
- While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.
- Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. -----Franklin P. Jones
- Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! ~ Robert Orben
- True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.---Unknown
- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! ----Maryon Pearson
- Love is loving what your lover loves. ---Unknown
- I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you.
- Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can see it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
- Love will keep us warm.
- To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. ----Woody Allen
- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
- An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ----Agatha Christie
- Instead of getting married again,
I'm going to find a woman
I don't like and just give her a house. - Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. ---Erich Fromm
- Most relationships are
not made in heaven.
They come in kits and you
have to put them together yourselves. - Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.~ Erma Bombeck
- There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
- I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.~ Hilaire Belloc
- You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.~ Henny Youngman
- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. ---Walt Disney
- The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You.
- What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. ---Pearl Bailey
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